Bridesmaid

Hometown: West Lafayette, IN

Fun Facts:

-Is the second favorite child (Andy is #1).

-Is an excellent pediatrician in West Lafayette, IN if anyone is in the market for a new one.

-Taught herself how to read by watching Sesame Street (Alison was not as keen).

Bridesmaid/Officiant

Hometown: West Lafayette, IN

Fun Facts:

-Really good at PenguinBall.

-Played shortstop behind Alison and subsequently saved Alison from getting murdered by their high school coach on multiple occasions by recording outs from the softballs that got past Alison.

-Once cried 3 times at a Mariah Carey concert in Vegas.

-Loves tacos and coffee and definitely recommends people check out Cosmic Coffee in Austin.

Bridesmaid

Hometown: God’s Country (Greenfield), IN

Fun Facts:

-Has self-proclaimed man hands.

-Has a mini crush on Mason Gillis, The Big Ten Men’s Basketball 6th Man of the Year (Steph’s #1 Man of the Year).

-When she was 6, her hair was set on fire at Christmas Eve church service by a friend’s brother.

Bridesmaid

Hometown: West Lafayette, IN

Fun Facts:

-Also cried at the same Mariah Carey concert as Olivia.

-Nickname is Soggy Pancake.

-Used to sing “I Believe I can fly” during high school basketball practices.

-Is the proud owner of her pup (and angel baby), River.

Bridesmaid

Hometown: West Lafayette, IN

Fun Facts:

-Used to drive a Cadillac in high school.

-Was born on February 29th and is officially 9 years old.

-Owns 27 times the national average of Jordan sneakers.

Bridesmaid

Hometown: Monticello, IN

Fun Facts:

-Sells cereal for a living.

-Will do a yoga pose legit anywhere dangerous on this planet.

-Grew up 25 minutes away from Alison’s hometown, went to rival high schools, went to the same college, and didn’t meet each other until we both lived in Texas.

-Often travels internationally with Alison where shenanigans ensue.

Bridesmaid

Hometown: West Lafayette, IN

Fun Facts:

-Was obsessed with Steph Curry before he was famous.

-Was born on Friday the 13th.

-Drove a Turbo-charged VW bug with underglow lights in high school.

Bridesmaid

Hometown: Austin, TX (yes, they exist)

Fun Facts:

-Gets called Alison (and Alison vice versa) at the gym since they’re always up to no good.

-Has the voice of an angel.

-Also interestingly, has a very good Chewbacca impression.

Groomsman

Hometown: Ashland, OR

Fun Facts:

-Worked at Yelp with Dan and survived poverty wages in the Bay Area.

-Prefers tacos made of intestines and tongue (might be the next Jeffrey Dahmer).

-Competitive Jeopardy watcher.

-Has been known to cry when the Oregon Ducks lose.

Best Man

Hometown: Dublin, CA

Fun Facts:

-Celebrity lookalike is Daniel Ricciardo.

-Will maybe be done fixing his Camero up in the next decade (has already been 7+ years).

-He likes drinking champagne in the hot tub in the rain.

Groomsman

Hometown: Dublin, CA

Fun Facts:

-Thinks sneezing is a waste of time.

-Nickname is BobbyBottles.

-Used to work at Michael’s.

Groomsman

Hometown: La Verne, CA

Fun Facts:

-Loves baseball and apple pie.

-Overly obsessive about board games (Catan).

-Attends amateur wresting matches with Devin for fun.

Groomsman

Hometown: West Lafayette, IN/Grand Rapids, MI

Fun Facts:

-Becky’s favorite child.

-Expert international candy smuggler.

-Had to have a special-ordered helmet in pee-wee football because his head was so big.

-Subjected Alison and Anne Marie to watching “Babe” approximately 5,784 times.

Groomsmen

Hometown: San Diego, CA

Fun Facts:

-Watched all of Dragon Ball Z in 3 days once.

-Is an ex-MMA fighter.

-Drives a Prius.

Groomsmen

Hometown: Dublin, CA

Fun Facts:

-Grew up on the same street as Dan and ran cross country together.

-Has a Math degree from Indiana University, but has never stepped foot on campus.

-He loves talking to people, so feel free to introduce yourself at the wedding.

Groomswoman

Hometown: Fremont, CA

Fun Facts:

-Would karaoke “I Will Survive” with Dan as kids while waiting for the school bus.

-Keeps her Christmas tree up year round and collects ornaments from her travels.

-Her old AIM screen name was “orlandobloomangel.”